“In the fifteenth phase of the draw, an artificial intelligence will determine which witch to burn. Based on the shape of the ashes of the witch, the UEFA President will decide what he will have for lunch. If his lunch is vegetarian, all teams with the letter O will automatically be drawn into group G. If group G consists of more than seven teams, four teams will be redrawn according to which decimal number of Pi was discovered last by the UEFA Science Division.”
